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I have really liked Splatoon ever since it first got announced. I wasn't allowed to play shooters as a kid, and this is kind of as close as I was going to get.
The idea of squid-humans that shoot ink at each other to win games was also just a very compelling concept to me as a kid I guess.
And it sort of remained compelling? I still love Splatoon to this day and I love the direction the series has taken.
My favorite weapons as of writing are the Tri-Stringer and Recycled Brella, ironically two weapons that did not exist in previous games, but also that is understandable because as a long time player, I crave weapons that give me new interesting ways to play.
And these weapons sure are interesting.
From a design perspective, Splatoon is also kind of mind-boggling.
The amount of charm literally fucking oozing from every imaginable corner is inspiring.
I can talk about the music, lore, customization, characters, weapons, meta history, for literally hours
I wont. But.
SUBPOLAR
Subpolar is the Splatoon team I play for!
We prioritize having fun and team camaraderie over pretty much everything.
I've been on the team since January 2024 and I love my team!
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AUREGEM
YES CHEF
Captain!
Slayerrrr
Team Founder
APEX
Blaster specialist, hooking up with Dread Wringer
Uh, midline/slayer?
Team Neurotypical™
Team Co-Founder
ZOMBIE
Emi Zom Zombie
Support!
WINDOW
Erm, me
Backline
"I'm not fucking playing pencil"
Some random guy they picked up
BLAZE
New kid on the block
Slayer (but shooter)

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